god (it is not an error in spelling that I don't capitalize that word) is in my opinion a gay black female. I figure it this way. A gay black female would cover most of the judgemental, small minded, bigoted people I have met in this life time. She is probably overweight and not a particularly beautiful woman by the standards we set for females. I think that about covers it don't you?
Wouldn't that scare the bejesus out of most people you know to have god be a obese, ugly, black lesbian female? Where would that leave most "true believers". Wouldn't they have to take stock of their beliefs and do some rearranging?
First, all those obese jokes would have to be nixed. Prejudice would definitely be unwise in color and gender. Just thinking about this makes me roll over the list of people I have met in this life and tick them off the mental list of "who takes the train lane to heaven". The list shrinks quickly to a few liberal minded and that list is short.
I remember the cover of a Newsweek magazine a few years ago. The light black couple on the front of the magazine were just below the heading that stated "The Search For Adam and Eve". The narrator states that the cover picture was misleading as Adam and Eve would have been dark black instead of light black. Some where in the bible, he says, is a few lines that describe god and he says "his hair was like Brillo, his skin the color of burnt copper".